is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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