dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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