He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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