I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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