hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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