I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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