my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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