We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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