I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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