Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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