: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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