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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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