You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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