I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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