I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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