so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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