there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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