Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
