the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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