In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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