I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
zippers are such a cool invention
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder