i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?