thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.