Why are handjobs necessary in class?
handjob tips. give me some.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.