I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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