Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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