Small penises have feelings too.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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