She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think people are normalizing furries
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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