Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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