porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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