He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you cant smoke seaweed
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize