I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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