just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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