i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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