is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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