I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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