I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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