You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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