maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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