It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Randomize
