what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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