She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Welp...herpes.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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