Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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