he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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