i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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