I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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