It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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