Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
