you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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