I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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