Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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