So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize