i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
please don't ironically join a cult
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