I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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