i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
