: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
whose parrot is this?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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