i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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