Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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