Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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