he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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